Generally I try to focus on tips on how to be a better server, a better manager, or just my random musings on the industry when I sit down to write for this blog. I made it a point when I started this blog to never become another server writing about how annoying his guests were. I have always avoided it. This one is too good though.
When in the course of human event it becomes necessary for one blogger to dissolve the ethical bands which has connected him to his guests and to assume among the powers of the blogosphere, that separate and equal station to which the laws of serving and the server’s god entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of all servers requires that they should declare the guests which impel them to the separation.
I do not paraphrase Thomas Jefferson lightly. Last night something so incredibly mind blowing was handed to me that I feel I would be doing a disservice by not sharing it. With that in mind, I bring you the story of “the card.”
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Aug 10, 2010 @ 19:18:33
Did you tell him about your single sister?
HAHAHAHA!
Aug 10, 2010 @ 23:21:03
I don’t get it. Not sure what I would have done if he’d given it to me.
Aug 11, 2010 @ 00:36:32
maybe when the other guy held up two fingers, what he really meant was that he wanted two guys like that.
Aug 11, 2010 @ 15:02:11
I think that one might be one of a kind
Aug 11, 2010 @ 14:02:23
There is a saying that women will never be equal to men until they can look at their pot belly and receeding hairline in the mirror and think they look good.
This guy was undeservedly impressed with himself. I would have guffawed right at his table.
Aug 11, 2010 @ 15:01:40
As soon as they realize they are actually the majority and stop squabbling amongst themselves, men are doomed.
Aug 11, 2010 @ 14:46:40
yes yes. the card. its apaling but id like to note something else about this entry….i DIED at the fly by paragraph! isnt that just the truth and “hooker dates” aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! omg. so funny and EXACTLY how it happens.
Aug 11, 2010 @ 15:00:53
I see lots of hooker dates. Even have one that is a regular and brings dates in. There is also always the “hooker or daughter” game. Every office has games. Restaurant games are just more interesting.
Aug 11, 2010 @ 16:50:07
LMFAO!!!
OK, I’ve been in the industry for years and I’ve never seen, nor heard of anything like this. Too funny!!! I appreciate the nights there are fly by’s. Usually, makes for a more interesting night.
Thanks for sharing. I enjoy reading your blog. It has lots of helpful hints and reminders of how to be a better server. Never too old to learn something new.
Later!!
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